SHITTY REMIXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that Christmas video idea... bad idea... I told you my ADD would kick in. Oh well.


So recently I made a remix of a Paramore song. Now before you call me a fag listen to it. It actually came out pretty clean.

Paramore - Crushcrushcrush (punktematrix Epic Edit) [Comment for 320] by punktematrix

Not bad huh? I bet you're pretty fucking amazed and you want to have sex with me. Probably not huh? It was worth a try.

Now I got that idea because I decided that the remix done by Slof Man wasn't hard enough. It was a little weak in my opinion. That's not to say it wasn't pretty good though, just not as good as it could have been. In come my version.

Now while searching youtube I came across two other remixes that someone decided would be a good idea to share. It was actually a terrible idea, and my ears and brain are currently involved in a TV court lawsuit against my hand for navigating to their Youtube pages.

I don't know why I torture myself, but I do know why I torture you, because you're dumb enough to read this shit. So without further adieu I present to you two shitty fucking remixes that I can honestly say I blew out of the water, but then again that would be like saying you beat a third grader at a college physics test.




First we have the "Frank-E" dubstep remix. It starts off with what you could assume would be good, your average piano arpeggio and the vocals from the song. OK that's not bad so far. Then it gets into some really bad saw synths that sound like terrible rave music and it all goes downhill from there. At this point whenever I listen to this remix, my ears try to commit suppuku, fearing it is the only honorable way out. Then it drops into the worst bassline in history, that plays one sound, one note, and keeps going through the whole mess. That's not even mentioning that the bass tries too hard to fight to be heard over every thing else. Being that the author of this pile of shit informed everyone who views his Youtube page that it's only the start of an idea he had, I can only hope he decided it was a terrible idea and scrapped it. You'll notice a URL to his Myspace page in the video, but my ears are already pissed at me enough, I don't want them to file divorce.




Then we have the "Curt-Man" remix. Now stupid name aside, this remix sounds strikingly like the last one only with minor variations. It begins differently, but contains the same piano, and shitty rave saws that the last remix has, and it also contains the same shitty one note bassline. I'm thinking either someone stole Frank-E's idea, or Frank wanted really bad to finish his pile of shit opus, but wanted to do it incognito. I can't say I blame him.