The following musicians look like date rapists:

1. John Oates
One half of the duo "Hall & Oates," John Oates can be recognized with his signature "Michael Jackson," hair and gay porn pedo-stache. Throughout the 80s he helped produce some of the worst pop songs ever written, in hopes that future generations would be stuck listening to them in doctor's offices and office radios, and probably founded the whole idea of a soft rock station in general. It's probably because of this douche bag and his partner in crime that we have that terrible "Delilah" radio show, where people call in and make dedications and ask her to play shitty music that reminds them of their meaningless bonds with each other. It's bad enough we have shitty music, but to have a podium for people to broadcast their meaningless, and petty lives to the world in hopes that we notice them, is just inexcusable.



2. Vince Neil
The lead singer of the shitty metal band "Motley Crue," Vince Neil has been underwhelming audiences, OK intelligent audiences, for quite some time now.
Before his "I just don't give a fuck about getting out of bed today," look you can see pictured here, he and the rest of his band donned the really terrible leather and chains look, along with a satanic imagery gimmick. It's because of these fuckwits that we now have people in Norway who seem to want to do the same thing, only they wear makeup and take it really seriously.





3. Tommy Lee
See the above, but add that he was merely the drummer in the band. Everything about Tommy Lee screams douche bag. Having abandoned the satan and leather image long ago, like the rest of the band, he decided to branch off in a different direction from Vince Neil and go the direction of total wigger/bro douche bag. Tommy Lee made a terrible sex tape in the 90s with Pamela Anderson, who by that time lost any attractive qualities because she was more plastic and silicone than a fucking Barbie Doll.

On another note, I was in a local bar once and a large friend of mine stopped a fight between Tommy Lee and some other bro. Apparently their bro chakras had been clashing for quite some time that night, and things finally almost went to blows. Imagine a large stalky guy with a long curly mane and a beard, looking like Mufasa from the Lion King, pushing Tommy Lee away and telling him not to fight in such a respectable establishment.