Pop Evil

One of the worst crimes against humanity you could ever commit, is typing "music.myspace.com" into your browser and pressing the enter key. I should know, I am constantly writing to congress about myself, trying to get them to pass a law to have me arrested for doing it. That said, until congress has a hearing on whether or not they should have a person follow me around at all times, and keep me from making dumb decisions, I'll continue to commit such depravity.

To prove just how stupid I am, I have decided to listen to Pop Evil. Now I know what you're saying, you're saying, "Pop Evil? Is that a screamo band? No wait, I bet they're an Avenged Sevenfold rip off!" and I'm going to sadly have to inform you just how wrong you are. Pop Evil is a rip off, yes, but they rip off several much shittier bands, such as Creed, Motley Crue, and I think I even hear a little bit of Nickelback in there. See how stupid I am? I'm actually listening to this as I type. My brain, having long given up hope, has been trying to detach itself from my spine for about 15 minutes now. My ears have been trying to find a way to stab themselves in the eardrum for at least 10.

Pop Evil is so terrible, that the only way I could describe them, is if someone took the local rock station and put their music collection in a blender, then took a shit in said blender, and hit puree. This is a rip off of a copy of a rip off of a copy. It's like a remake of an Eric Roberts movie, if you somehow managed to find even shittier actors by combing trash dumpsters behind hole in the wall night clubs.


If my description of them weren't enough to make you smash your face against your desk, Pop Evil has 41623 friends. That's right, Pop Evil has 41623 friends. That means there are 41623 people who have the absolute worst taste in music. Ever. These people are teaching in your schools, handling your bank accounts, and serving your food. Hitler killed six million Jews, just because he needed a scapegoat for the crumbled German economy that he had to rebuild. I can think of 41623 people who would have been a better idea.


Bottom line here is, if you're on their friends list, get ready to join each other in nationwide concentration camps.

Click here if you're dumb enough to want to listen even after every thing I just said go ahead I dare you.

Pop Evil gets 0 out of 5 stars, and if I ever see them, a kick to the nuts each.